When you're pissed off at someone and decide to destroy their bathroom with a major smelly shit to get back at them.
I had to wait so freaking long at the doctor's office it was ridiculous. Right before I left the office, I took bowel vengeance in their waiting room barhroom! Then I high tailed it out of there! Let then llm smell my essence!
by LonePooper September 16, 2019

I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.
by idrathernotpod June 15, 2018

When you start out on a run and realize that you're gonna have to change your route as soon as possible to include a stop by a public bathroom.
"Where'd you go? I totally lost you on that run."
"Dude. I totally had to bowel route."
"Ooooh. Yeah. Bowel routing is the worst."
"Dude. I totally had to bowel route."
"Ooooh. Yeah. Bowel routing is the worst."
by ObjectivityRach July 29, 2015

by Iamtocool August 23, 2011

by Andy Myles January 2, 2009

A raucous bowel movement experienced the day after the Super Bowl due to consumption of large amounts of chili, hot wings, and beer.
by californiatoilet February 7, 2010

by Matt November 15, 2004
