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Boston Brakes

"the boston brakes": assassination technique developed in boston by the s.i.s
a technique in wich microchip transceiver's built into cars (mostly after theft and recovery)override the steering column and braking funtions causing seemingly out of control accidents
drift, powerslide, and or skid marks are all commonly found in cases involving the "boston brakes" the "boston brakes" theory has been proven through scientific studies to be real and is believed to be the method used for the assassination of princess diana!
random idiot:"did you know princess diana got into a car accident and died because her driver was drunk"

man who studies:"diana was a victim of "the boston brakes" assassination technique asshole..... and saying thats just a conspiracy theory is like saying JFK died naturally.... do your research"
by KZ2DP March 19, 2008
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boston handshake

When a man cups a womans breast, gently moving it up and down similar to a handshake
Clinton reached through the crowded bar and gave Emily a Boston handshake. "Pleased to meet ya!"
by 619 Special Case January 21, 2011
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Boston Teabag Party

A sexual act that requires the male party to put on a colonial style british wig and subsequently dip his scrotal sack into a woman's mouth all while screaming "Revolution, down with King George!"
John told his wife Abigail that he would allow her to knit unbothered tomorrow if she would let him put his balls betwixt her lips, in the form of a Boston Teabag Party.
by The Adams Brothers February 26, 2011
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boption

An option to bop, at a later date, a girl who is currently under the legal age of consent.
I'd sure like a boption on that girl - she's going to be amazing someday.
by Alex2006 July 28, 2008
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bostile

Hostility, in a work environment, when it is coming from a boss or superior.
Employee: Good morning sir!

Boss: Save your sappy greetings for your retard kin and get your sorry ass back to work!

Employee: Sorry sir, no need to get 'bostile'.
by Bryan Gilbreath May 28, 2011
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Bostock

A bro-ho from San Diego, specifically Pacific Beach. They can usually be found living at home with their mother and can only come out till midnight. However once every two months this animal will turn into a binging/slaying machine when it returns to its native habitat or vegas. Beware the bostock at night for it usually is unaware of its surroundings and will fight without provocation and chase after porn stars/sorority girls or anything drunk at the bar.
You were a real bostock last weekend.

That bostock made it rain.
by whatnameidonthaveaname January 29, 2009
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Boston Lager

Quite possibly the best Sam Adams out there. About one and a half steps above your average Budweiser/ Coors/ Miller
by kingsnaces January 14, 2010
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