Ken Boned 

When the media turns you into an Internet celebrity overnight, then systematically tears your character apart two days later after discovering you're a flawed human being - just like everybody else.

You might want to reconsider making that YouTube video. If it goes viral, you have a good chance of getting Ken Boned.

Ken Boned by ElectrikCoolaid October 14, 2016

Mount n' Boned 

When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.

Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"

Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."

Mount n' Boned by fat obese lady August 1, 2022

mind boned 

to extremely confuse someone so bad that as it their mind was being boned by the statement or action they just heard or saw;

the captain of the debate team (who was definitely a virgin), mind boned the captain of the opposing debate team (who was definitaly a virgin).

mind boned by pconnor6017 November 7, 2011

get boned 

Get penetrated, specifically by a mans dick or boner.

Ha! Get boned bitch!

get boned by AlchemistOctivis March 8, 2018

Ham boned 

the act of getting completely blacked out drunk before the party begins, usually around mid-day on a saturday.

dude, john was ham boned before we even got to the party.

Ham boned by Bobby Tsunami February 17, 2009

dog boned 

a term used to describe what happens to nice guys, a girl will love them and play with them for a while but after awhile they just get chewed up buried and forgot about just like a DOG BONE

a nice guy falls for a girl and she toys with his feelings then justs moves on just like a dog does with a dog bone play with it for a while love it then start to chew on it and destroy it then bury it and forget it "dog boned"

dog boned by bowwacker June 17, 2013

R-Boned 

1. Getting pulled into a useless conversation with a self-proclaimed expert on the subject matter
2. Having a certain self-proclaimed expert involved on a cost and time sensitive project and totally failing
3. In general, getting screwed by an incompetent hipster

Where's Jon? We're going to be late for lunch.

We better just leave him be, he's getting R-Boned so I doubt we'll be seeing him anytime soon.

R-Boned by Paul Bunyan 2nd June 26, 2013