Bon Jovi

The greatest rock band of all time. Plain and simple.

Jon Bon Jovi: "Woah, we're halfway there...."
Everybody ever: "Woah! Livin' On A Prayer!"'
Proof Bon Jovi is amazing.

by BonJoviFan_1986 January 23, 2022

Bon Jovi

A real pussy grabber but unliked by most for their cockiness and absolute jock demeanor. Most girls will hand out their number to this gentleman only to realize he likes trashy rock and roll and is a complete copycat of vocal styles. Much like a chameleon he blends in at functions with lots of trailer trash white women who'll drop their draws soon as he walks by. Wears his mullet long and cowboy boots up to his knees and typically has a leather jacket to match. Bikers, smokers, drinkers and all the cool kids love him. You should to.

Man, that guy over there is a real Bon Jovi.

by Da Bomb Diggity CG March 26, 2024

Bon Jovi

Instead of saying bon voyage say bon jovi.

I'm away to the shop.
Ok mate, bon jovi

by blueMiller December 18, 2021

Bon Jovi Syndrome

When someone in the band has the band named after their last name (Like Jon Bon Jovi) so, people mostly call the lead singer or whoever has the last name the band name.

Do you think Eddie Van Halen gets the Bon Jovi Syndrome treatment?

by AthenaRoseJones February 19, 2022