bloke flu

The opposite of bird flu. It only affects males- and symptoms include having a running nose an "a bit of a headache".

Nevermind bird flu! Have you heard about the bloke flu epidemic? The "bloke flu" epidemic has been round for years: It renders the unfortunate man bed ridden and usesless. The only cure- lucozade and TV under a duvet.

by Witness the Switness October 14, 2005

Bloke Cheese Steak

When you fuck a chick in her vagina with your shit, then you eat her out.

shit fucking Cleveland Steamer Bloke Cheese Steak

by r3c0n October 23, 2010

bloke smoker

1. The verb: to bloke smoke - to give oral sex to a man
2. A bloke smoker - someone who gives oral sex to a man

"I saw him smoking a bloke last night, fucking bloke smoker"

by Ewan Slater March 23, 2007

Bloke Party

Bloke Party - when an older twenty-something male gets invited by usually two or more females younger than him for snacks and wine - normally held in a house, a car or a rendez vous somewhere

Heeey wanna get high by gettin' dowwwn to get up up upppppp Bloke Party yoooo boi!

by softhard October 16, 2011

Bloke-Eyes

The Name Given to the Condition of an Australian's Eyes after days awake on amphetamines.

Guy 1: "Shit Mate, look at the crust on Muggas Eyes!

Guy 2: "Fuckin Bloke-Eyes For Sure"

by Rocksteddy January 22, 2009

Bloke Hold

Similar to a choke hold, but in lieu of grasping the neck of the opponent, one grasps his tallywhacker.

The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect

"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."

by Bingbingtheklingon May 24, 2016

bloke choke

A man masturbating.

Just a short bloke choke before work.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019