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birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.
Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014
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Red Neck Birth Control

A form of contraception using any strong household cleaners and chemicals in general with a funnel and vaginal cavity.
"You'll need that red neck birth control if you don't cum in the bum."

Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..
by Jack Gomez November 20, 2018
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Birth control

“I don’t think my pull out game was strong”

it’s fine I took my birth control”
by Idgaf4u September 16, 2019
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Birth Control

Birth Control is the control of the Day of Birth of a child in order to get an intended Earthly effect.
The Earth will program the DNA depending on the day of birth. Deciding and ensuring which day that will be, other than the due date, is called Birth Control.
Each day nearest birth is one of 20 different types, also tones 1-13.
Although we know the James is due on March 3rd, we had him on the Feb 27th, because the best result would be for us to control the birth event date verses it happening when it happens. Our birth control also included possibly delaying James arrival 4 days.
by CaptainProMe June 12, 2017
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Birth control

by BIG5S19 September 10, 2020
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birth control breath

After engaging in fellatio and swallowing the resulting ejaculation of sperm, the person who performed the act's breath smells like this. The act of fellatio has resulted in birth control.
by Acey Deucy October 3, 2020
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gay birth control

Loperamide, or generic Imodium. Over-the-counter antidiarrheal that slows the digestive tract. Makes it easier to predict your body so that you can have anal sex without making a mess.
Gotta run to Rite-Aid to pick up some gay birth control
by LegalDrugDealeRx October 6, 2023
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