A tool utilized by the Filler God for many of their greatest creations. It was used to write the Fate of the Universe, a scripture which would determine how the universe begins and ends. It is still in use by the Filler God to write Forever Contracts, a document that can grant great power to lowly mortals, but can take away so much more. The true form of the Bic Velocity is still largely unknown, however it is speculated that it is the same color as a tangerine.
Filler God: "What is that in your pocket?"
Jack: "Oh, that's just my BIC® Velocity Mechanical Pencil with 0.7mm le-"
Filler God: "BLASPHEMY! THERE IS ONLY ONE BIC VELOCITY. ALL OTHERS WILL BE ERASED BY YORKUMS."
Jack: "Oh, that's just my BIC® Velocity Mechanical Pencil with 0.7mm le-"
Filler God: "BLASPHEMY! THERE IS ONLY ONE BIC VELOCITY. ALL OTHERS WILL BE ERASED BY YORKUMS."
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The act of cracking a U-Type bike lock using nothing but an ordinary Bic Pen. It seriously works and is easier than making instant noodles.
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The Ultimate version of a Alpha Male. True pioneer in divinity and a composed spirit. One who is always woke and Booming.
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