Benji

The hottest punk alive (Sid Vicious is dead :( ) He is not gay or anything!!!!If you don't agree I really don't care, go fuck yourself if it bothers you.He's the back up vocals and guitarist in one of my favorite bands and even though you all might think he's some evil posers or something just fuck off he's awesome to his fans and plays great music.The only reason people hate the band is because all of these "My favorite music is Hilary Duff and Good Charlotte but I only like good Charlotte because insert band member here is hot hehehe" and they're like 10 and they don't even understand what punk IS.

Me- Good Charlotte Rocks!!!And Benji is hot too.
Person- No they're posers!
Me- Go fuck yourself bitch!!!You don't even know what punk IS!!!!You listen to Hilary Duff and think that you're hard core.


P.S. To all of you other real punks who think they suck....you actually have the authority to say they suck because you actually know what punk rock is.

by mychemicalromance February 21, 2005

Benji

A person who tells dorky imature jokes but is occasionally funny. Very boy-ish but girls can be benji's too. Benji's also use dorky phrases and usually speak in a nasal voice. Usually into simpsons and computer games. Benji's can be dorky but not A Dork, and it is also POSSIBLE for them to be cool.

'omg your such a Benj'
'That was such a Benji moment'

by hannah and alice March 4, 2005

Benji

Fat cunt that tries to sell sandwiches and has a shitty YouTube pages and gay

Stop being benji

by Notkevintobar June 11, 2018

Benji

Lol I hate him with a passion.
You might like him…
But I don’t :)

Person 1: Hey it’s that Benji kid.
Person2: Yeah he used to be pretty nice but now he’s kind of a dick in every way possible.
Person 1: Oh
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: well that’s a bit unfortunate.

by Yobenjireallyhurtsomeone December 8, 2021

Benjy

To be uncommonly stupid and unfunny even though your job specifically requires you to be both.

Howard was ready to throttle his 42-year-old comedy writer because he was being so benjy that it was ruining his show.

by MackDaddyKen September 8, 2009

Benjie

A marijuana cigar, also known as blunt bitch.

Yo damrcus roll that fire into a benjie

by Stfwmjs January 4, 2017

Benji

A computar sci. major who delights in ruining one of his best friend's fun with his damn logic. See first definition of the word Spock. Also may be a vampire. Not big on sunlight or lacking control....

Benji, I don't care what's wrong with jumping off a building, I'm doing it.
Benji, I love you, now just shut the fuck up!
I'm pretty sure that vampires are in better moods after they suck some blood, Benji, so go do that and get back to me.

by Devon March 22, 2005