Bellend

Bellend means beautiful or pretty in the UK.

Person A: You look like a bellend!
Person B: Aw thank you, you look pretty too!
Person A: No bunda styll.
Person B: I don't have a dog I know.

by noshush January 27, 2023

bellend

British insult

You're (you the reader right now) a bellend

by knobhead123456 February 11, 2024

bellend

Top of the penis, also a British insult. Basically the same as saying "dickhead"

Alex: Hey, did you see how Dan acted at the party last night?

Jamie: Yeah, I couldn't believe it. He was being such a bellend, especially when he started arguing with everyone for no reason.

Alex: I know, right? It was so embarrassing. I hope he realizes how out of line he was.

Jamie: Hopefully, someone talks to him about it. We can't have another night like that.

by whatisapseudonym104 June 24, 2024

Bellend

A stupid or annoying person that tends to be a man

“Ben Powell is a bellend”

by AP940 December 16, 2024

bellend cheddar

the white/yellow cheesy smelling smeg found under the foreskin of a hygienically challenged individual.

"whats that minging smell?"
"oh, that's just Dave, he's been churning out a good load of bellend cheddar"

by Bobman UK October 25, 2006

bellend hat

a sexual aid worn on your head whilst chanting foreskin. common among devonians whilst tucking their heads inside there foreskin and rolling around on the floor.

matt put his bellend hat on and orgasmed instantly

by marvin barrs November 22, 2004

bellend bouncer

Bellend bouncer is life style of a beast.

Yupinator:whos bellend bouncer

Beast:david taggart

by Davidtaggart123 July 4, 2020