Ola Oi Hello Salut, caros amiguinhos, irmaos. Bem dispostos ? EU : Pensao MINIMA de 220 Euros, Tostoes, e MAIS NADA. Incrivel e impressionante ! Artista, autor, fragil, Homem HETERO TOTAL , muito justo, puro, original Spa, muito sobrio, verdadeiro e HONESTO. Sem duvida. Tem bastante paz, cultura geral, ALIMENTACAO suficiente saudavel, ocupacao diaria, livres de vicios, algum dinheirinho no bolso, uma excelente companhia, esperancas, nenhum familiar que chateie, projetos, silencio, SAUDE e MUITO CARINHO ? Gostam dos meus videos ? Sao bonitos ? PAZ, MUITO AMOR, BEM, IGUALDADE, Justica Social, Honestidade, humildade e reparticao da riqueza SEMPRE. Felicidades ! Boa Sorte. FIGURA PUBLICA de Portugal. Beijinhos e abracos. Bonne chanse. Good luck. Kanimambo.
by sergrp November 19, 2016
by Bony flake November 23, 2019
Person 1: "I'm so gonna win at this game"
*doesn't win*
Person 2: "Damn, you so were pulling an Alberto"
*doesn't win*
Person 2: "Damn, you so were pulling an Alberto"
by 8644692749 February 23, 2015
When you take a shit and you have to wipe 10 times because it is so thick and sticky you have a bad case of the Alberto Mudslides.
by Erik Dye December 12, 2005
International rock singer/songwritter Alberto Sanchez is already breaking out as a piano playing teen at 14. The teenager, grandson of Robert Sanchez, signed his first contract as a solo artist in 2004 at a mere 13 with Epic International. His debut LP was produced by Adam Levine and saw help by Tim Mitchell (Mandy Moore, Shakira, Shalim, Martin Ricca), Shakira, Benji Madden and even The Matrix (Ashlee Simpson, Hilary Duff, Tyler Hilton).
by Lauren Cross May 20, 2005
Male of hispanic decent. Is funny relaxed and likes to get attention and is good with females and gets lots of attention from them. He is also one of craziest dumbass people you will ever met probably watches way to much tv and still has a smart creative mind. Tells the funniest stories and can make your day better with his bright smile. He is also very athletic and picks up sports easly and will use this ability to do the stupidest things imaginable . He is not only a loyal boyfriend but also a loyal friend if you cross his friends he will see you see to that you or your friends get punished for it so make sure never to cross him or his friend(he will hunt down anybody and every body and hurts his friends in away they remember physically and emotianally) but will make a great friend and someone you will never forget .
by theanonymous! November 01, 2017
Adj, Often used to describe a person.
Person coul be any of these traits. Ignorant, Stupid, Athiest, Annoying, unliked by all, broke, teenage Virgin, wears femal apparel, has a pube chin, small dick, and a bitch nigga bitch.
Person coul be any of these traits. Ignorant, Stupid, Athiest, Annoying, unliked by all, broke, teenage Virgin, wears femal apparel, has a pube chin, small dick, and a bitch nigga bitch.
You're such an Alberto Lopez man!
by imceni June 10, 2014