Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.

Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.

by MG Lambo June 12, 2014

budgie bath

slashing water on yourself, a quick wash when your in a hurry to go out

we're leavin ....

alright gimme a min

ah haha budgie bath

by leona ryder October 15, 2009

hobo-bath

The act of washing hair, face, arms, and possibly legs (if wearing shorts) in a sink because one is dirty, but pressed for time. Usually done by college students that work (outdoors) during the day and attend class in the evenings. This act is done very quickly when a shower is not an option.

Sorry I'm late. I couldn't get off work. I even had to take a hobo-bath to get here this early!

by Jgnew April 24, 2008

tongue bath

the art of licking the ENTIRE body of your partner. Not necessarily limited to just the area in between one's legs...(Boobs, ass, back...as in bathing)

"Let me give you a tongue bath, I'll lick you from head to toe"."

by Big Raj December 16, 2004

nigger bath

a nigger bath is where u just wash ur face, armpits and balls.

"damn i dont have enought time to get a shower, i'll get a nigger bath"

by jon156354 November 5, 2006

Toaster bath

The act of bathing with a toaster in extreme anger or depression.

Me: *dies in a video game* FUCK MAN! IM BOUT TO COMMIT TOASTER BATH!

by Savzy June 25, 2019

burka bathing

bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.

mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun. they allow burka bathing.....i checked.

jane: erm, what makes you think i burka bathe?

mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....

by will6691 December 11, 2013