Boner-Brain Barrier

When your boner takes over thinking for your brain. Similar to the Blood-Brain Barrier where only certain substances can pass through to the brain. The Boner-Brain Barrier doesn't allow any thoughts to be processed from the brain since they are all processed from the highly sophisticated thinking center of the penis. This can result in making illogical decisions and having regrettable sexual experiences.

Hey, why'd you make-love to that 350lb manatee last night.

Three words, man... "Boner-Brain Barrier"

by The definer2017 February 4, 2012

heterosexual man barrier

A long pillow used to lay over and weigh down the sheets between two straight males sharing a double bed.

A heterosexual man barrier is set up to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the stager sheet sleep method.

The two boys were afraid to sleep in the same double bed without the aid of a heterosexual man barrier.

by Action Steve May 28, 2006

Jersey Barrier

Encountering fecal matter during anal sex typically resulting in discontinuing the act.

(a) There's been a terrible accident!
(b) Oh shit! What happened?
(a) Exactly! Tom ran into a Jersey Barrier. He was fuckin' Katie in the ass and she frosted his dick!

by jxmoth September 27, 2011

Barrier

That person you always stand in back of that stops randomly or is really, really slow. Especially annoying if you're in a hurry or at school. Can be people or cars.

"OH MAH GOSH I'VE BEEN STUCK BEHIND THESE PEOPLE ALL THE WAY DOWN THE HALL. WHAT BARRIERS."

by glitterpuke March 28, 2010

pillow barrier

Ostensibly a sex-prevention device, the Pillow Barrier is simply a cushion strategically placed by the female partner in order to prevent physical contact during sleeping hours. Quite often, the male eroneously believes he is cuddling an arm or breast, only to wake up and discover that a pillow was the object of his affections.

Yesterday morning, while my girlfriend was at work, I unintentionally ejaculated all over her pillow barrier; I then allowed a lactating cat to spill milk all over it - that was before I gave the dizzy kitten a gentle squeeze, whereby he shat and pissed on it. And she still kept the barrier there last night - evidently, I smell worse...

by Googles September 24, 2005

barrier

cock block; INTERRUPTER

My best frind was about to have sex on his pingpong table, right before I barriered his ass!

by jacxko November 13, 2005

Barrier Slut

A male/female who always pushes to get to the front at every gig they go to so they can be right next to the action. This can involve waiting for hours on end before the show outside the venue to guarantee being at the front of the queue therefore securing their spot right at the barrier. They tend to be really big music fans.

Girl: Every gig I go to, I always HAVE to be at the front so I can get the best view of the show. I'm a total Barrier Slut
Boy: omg me too! I love gigs :3

by bvb_bridesmaid<3 November 22, 2011