Southern Baptist

A religeous denomination charicterized by rthe the phenomenom that once 32 of them are in the same place, they have a full set of teeth

The Republican Party

by Federal Q2 March 5, 2004

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backseat baptist

the annoying people that sit in the back of church. normally eating and making fun. aka: my family 😎

“i hate dem der backseat baptists”

by gaymanilikedick May 24, 2020

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Baptist cup

An inconspicuous cup used to hide alcohol in a social setting.

He had to use a baptist cup at the church picnic.

by mkukltra July 17, 2015

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Professor Jean Baptiste Collin de Sussy from Amogus University. He completed his PhD in sussery, specializing in desussification. His dissertation concerned the process of desussification and potential optimizations in its efficiency. It was lauded worldwide as a breakthough in the field of sussery and he was awarded the Impostor Medal for his work!!

Oh my god!! I got accepted to Amogus University!! I can't wait to learn from Professor Jean-Baptiste himself!!! He is my idol!

by ong💀 October 19, 2022

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Bush Baptist

Fictitious religious affiliation invoked by a person who does not claim or admit affiliation with a particular church. Baptist’s would only congregate in a city or suburban area of a state. They were never seen out “BUSH”.

Jim: hey Joe, what’s your religion?
Joe: I’m bush Baptist mate.

Jim: oh, so you don’t follow any religion then?
Joe: nope :)

by Miltalie August 12, 2020

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