The Backwards Charlie

When a bunch of white people gather into a small room with white walls and wood floors, and then proceed to insert coffee bean of various sizes and grades into each others' rectum.

Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie originated in a room in Charleston, SC where a bunch of people under the influence of THC (not to be confused with the phone company HTC) first pioneered the event.

Additionally, this practice has included the use of fine exotic and smooth coffee beans such as: Aribica, Scandinavia, and Columbica Amazonius.

Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie can be performed in a various assortment of positions and sizes. Their is shape, square, rhombus, and 90 degree angel positions.

Finally, the Backwards Charlie concludes once all members in the room have inserted their respected coffee beans into the rectum of their respective partners. Then, each participant proceeds to take an enema and violently shat upon the upper bodal regions of each person in a non-demeaning and artistic fashion.
Person A: Did you hear of those kids who committed the Backwards Charlie?

Person B: No, what happened?

Person A: Dude, they all ended up in the emergency room and said the whole thing was worse than watching Cannibal Holocaust.
by Zob- The Wubbler January 28, 2011
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backwards jellyfish

A backwards jellyfish is a very exotic sex position. It is when a man is laying on his back while a woman is also on hers on top of him bouncing up and down while her arms and legs are flopping up and down leaving it looking like a backwards jellyfish.
Me and makenzie did the backwards jellyfish last night and it was fucking amazing!

Lovely sexy sex position fuck fucking
by Fisher kitty November 25, 2013
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Backwards logic

When an individual attempts to rationalize things that absolutely makes no sense whatsoever.
“WHY would you get married KNOWING that you’re STILL going to cheat on her?? Because you think that you can STILL get away with it?
That’s BACKWARDS LOGIC!!!
by theultimatelibra February 06, 2020
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Ass Backwards

Doing things the wrong way. Starting from the wrong end.
by Hatah June 17, 2006
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backwards kid

kid spelled backwards is dik....which sounds like dick..
David is a backwards kid.
by K_wtf August 07, 2006
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backwards patrick

Sitting on the toilet while defecating and vomiting into a nearby sink simultaneously after a hillbillies or mc donalds mcBreakfast a.k.a mc pukefest
Aww man, he did a backwards patrick and made a mess of the bog again, why the fuck does he eat that shit when he knows he'll end up wrecking the jax
by helmutderhaas June 15, 2007
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96 backwards

Did you know that 96 backwards is 69?! LOL IT VERY FUNY but pls no tell mommy she spank and beat me verii hARRD OOOW OOWW OWW

i was jk 96 backwards is actually xis-ytenin LLOLOL get trolled LOOL
"Did you know that 96 backwards is xis-ytenin?"
"No i thought it was 69 loool"
"No bro!!! you has BADDD mind"
"wait wat it is??!/1?/??"
by Xexdeh January 01, 2020
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