backhoe man

A construction worker who plows your wife instead of the back yard.

Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!

by HAFSNT July 22, 2023

Backhoe

A sexual act that involves a man seated in a chair and a woman giving him a blowjob from her knees. The man reaches over her back to put his fingers in her butthole and proceeds to lift her from her back end up in the air as if a backhoe was reaching out with its arm to scoop up an object with its bucket.

My man Diesel reached over her back and picked her up off the ground like a backhoe

by Deez Diesel February 15, 2024

backteck

Biometric physical data has become increasingly important in our modern age. Of course, biological AND behavioral data IS USED CURRENTLY to identify an INDIVIDUAL PERSON. The most accurate is DNA data, however that has nothing to do with the common usage of biometric data. The current most important physical biometric recognition constraints are for computers using FACIAL recognition and FINGERPRINT recognition. These can be used in real-time to locate persons of interest, unique individuals, etc. (An example would be the Boston Marathon Bombing, where the police officials had access to all the closed circuit camera footage on every street camera, and USED FACIAL RECOGNITION, to locate the suspects). There are of many other forms of physical recognition, including: Ear Acoustic, Finger Vein, Footprint, Hand, Iris, Body Odor, Palm Print, Palm Vein, Retinal, Skin Reflection, and Thermography Recognition.
Now, with the advances in Artificial Intelligence (AI), we HAVE to include back technology (backteck), and allow computers to immediately analyze the still physical picture and the physical motion characteristics of an individual´s back hair, as an ADDITIONAL BIOMETRIC measure of a unique individual to AUGMENT the current use of physical biological FACIAL biometrics in such settings. Using AI, this would be an EASY UPGRADE and ENHANCEMENT to the speed of identification, and accuracy for any computer system to biometrically IDENTIFY a UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL.

The suspect almost got away, but the BackTeck recognized them on the traffic cameras, and they were identified immediately.

by misskmusik June 3, 2024

Backhoe Cracker

A white boy who operates heavy equipment

Uncle Jett's a backhoe cracker.

by Notabackhoecracker November 22, 2024

Booger Backhoe

A booger back hoe is when someone grows out the pinky finger nail to help dig out that hard to reach booger!

Damn Michelle I’m glad I grew out my booger backhoe or I’d have never got that booger out!

Hey bro why’s your pinky finger nail so long? Ah that’s my booger backhoe for digging deep in the nose meat!

For when that booger’s deep in call in the booger backhoe!

by Big1Adam December 30, 2018

Windy backhoe

The act of connecting two assholes together (either touching or with a tube) and passing gas between each other.

Hey Sara, do you want to try the windy backhoe tonight?

by Balloon knot king May 31, 2019

Ketchikan backhoe

Alaskan phrase referring to using 3 or more people in a conveyer belt style to remove a dead animal out of a valley or hole usually from hunting but also farm animals.

We had to use a Ketchikan backhoe to retrieve the deer from the creek bottom.

by bigbear24 November 21, 2022