When two shitfaced drunken redneck men battle it out in a cheap motel room. The winner gets to nail the drunken slut who’s watching the fight. The rednecks must wear the required moose antlers attached to football helmets so that they will lock in battle!
Well, that “Antler Dance” over to the “No Tell Motel” last night ended up with those two rednecks getting their antlers horribly tangled up so 911 had to be called! The antlers had to be sawed off at the hospital and both men suffered severe whiplash!
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Charlie: ‘Busy night?’
Martin: ‘Absolutely, tried the Abbey Newtown Antler with some bird last night’
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The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.
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