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Aloha Shits

Shits you get at beginning and end of period
I have the Aloha shits part II., Can't wait to be done!
by Dinkus Dog March 25, 2024
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dirty aloha

The perfect motion of hello and good bye while masturbating with the male partner penis soaks in her Anus and she does a gopher on his dick as she squirts or cums, usually recorded and broadcasted on the inter web.
When Dirty Aloha says she’s coming and her anus says goodbye to her soaking partner’s dick.
by Speed Limit 25 October 7, 2021
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Aloha

To have sexual desires with alcoholic beverages, or to want to be dominated and fucked hard by a alcoholic drink
They want to be Aloha
by Santaisreal December 31, 2024
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Hawaiian Aloha

"Wow I can go for a Hawaiian Aloha right now."
by Officer Willia March 8, 2022
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Aloha Spirit

An excuse for cucking your friends and helping the enemy because your bored. Like scoring in your own goal in rocket league, or team killing. The idea of aloha spirit is to be nice to everyone, and welcome everyone, even your enemy.
"Dammit Jordan! Why are you scoring our goal?" "Um, excuse me John, I'm sharing the aloha spirit"
HairyMan22: Thanks for the free win bro YetiDude45: Just the aloha sprit brother
by rockaedward March 3, 2019
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aloha pact

a pact which has to be honoured by two people saying aloha to each other without extra context. The purest form of communication. If someone say something like aloha your bum, they are going to be cursed for the rest of there life. Equivalent to saying Jesus is a poop to a group of christians
Aloha pact entails the following scenario: aloha says Jun. Felicity responds with Aloha. Peace is restored in the world
by king clown December 28, 2021
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