it's kind of self explanatory, but almost bestie is someone who is not quite your best friend but is nearly.
It is also a ironic expression for bagging your best friend by sayin that they are only your "almost bestie".
It is also a ironic expression for bagging your best friend by sayin that they are only your "almost bestie".
claire: "helen, fuck off, you are only ,my almost bestie!!!"
helen: "(sob, sob) i thought you were my best friend"
OR
helen: "you just failed me by not giving me your lunch, you are no longer my almost bestie! (laughs hilariously)
claire:i didn't want to be you stinking almost bestie anyway, i've got my friend amy instead!"
helen: "(sob, sob) i thought you were my best friend"
OR
helen: "you just failed me by not giving me your lunch, you are no longer my almost bestie! (laughs hilariously)
claire:i didn't want to be you stinking almost bestie anyway, i've got my friend amy instead!"
by claireo February 03, 2006
A person to whom one has at one point sent a successful social networking friends request or from whom one has accepted such request.
1: I really need to clean up my facebook friends list, my news feed is painful to scroll through: It's full of so many strangers' bullshit.
2: 'Yeah, gotta' love those almost-quaintances'!
2: 'Yeah, gotta' love those almost-quaintances'!
by ClownPuncture July 03, 2013
An act of sexual encounters where the male and female give each other pleasure by masturbating one another. Which keeps the females hymen intact. I guess.
Yo i had the best almost sex ever
Wtf u talkin bout
She beat me off bro, that shit felt good as hell
Bruhh
Wtf u talkin bout
She beat me off bro, that shit felt good as hell
Bruhh
by blbbrown0927 December 12, 2014
Having such a great number, that it seems paradoxically infinite; seemingly-infinite, although one knows that it is not
by Shadowulf1 September 24, 2010
what your friend says when you're sitting on their couch watching a movie and they want to finish it, but you want to either go home or go to sleep or at least do something else, and there's actually about a half hour left of the movie and you're bored as hell.
by sh000tme. June 30, 2010
A chat forum consisting of mostly liberalism as a mental order runs rampant, but does include a few reasonable dissenting voices. The liberal members will twist facts around to mean something different and then claim that the facts stated are just your opinion. They also like to divert the issue by arguing semantics, and sometimes will even resort to name-calling. This site definitely needs more conservative voices of reason to contribute.
by RyanfM November 09, 2010
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