Afghan Skydiving

When you go down hard and fast on someone from Kabul, often leaving a mess.

Wow that was some intense Afghan Skydiving! They really left a mark.

by Feelsbadmanrealbad August 16, 2021

Afghan pipeline

The freezing of fresh feces and then its use a sex toy

I Afghan pipelined your mum last night

by ringhair January 28, 2007

Afghan Meal

Cheap arse meal dont cost much just requires the basics, crisps, drink and chocolate

man im broke lets get the Afghan meal

by Dr Chey February 21, 2007

afghan pipeline

When someone freezes their shit and then uses it as a dildo.

i could never afghan pipeline myself, what would i do with the leftover shit?

by Charles Dickens... October 8, 2009

Afghan Mud Slide

When you eat 3 week old Taco Bell and shit on someones face in Afghanistan

Dude, I totally gave Pacheco an Afghan mud slide last night, and now he's crying in the shower.

by Rntcsta February 9, 2021

afghan banana stand

A Punk/Rock band from Belfast, ME who write sweet songs about blowups dolls, polygamy and shampoo bottles. Their most notorious song 'Bake me a Muffin' had them condemed as 'The Greatest Evil to Face this country' since Saddam Hussein by 2008 Presidential Canidate Hilary Clinton.

Afghan Banana Stand leaves me moist and wanting.

by Rodney Dangermeadow February 26, 2008

Afghan Two-Step

The continuous walking of legs after the head or torso has been severed from the body.

That towelhead did the Afghan two-step after receiving an M406 round to the torso.

by MaddawgUSMC18 January 23, 2010