Thomas Affect

Anything tom says or does has a terrible curse on it

nah dont say that bro, its got the thomas affect on it

by georgied17 December 3, 2019

the stormsy affect

The Stormsy effect is the process of year 8s becoming wannabe roadmen due to listening to a tormsy song once. Although it was originally Stormsy, many other rappers and drill artists have this effect, including OFB, Russ Millions, Tion Wayne and (rarely) Central Cee. This is an extremely worrying theory and has brought up questions about the quality and mental capacity of the country's future generations.

that girl has been a victim to the stormsy affect, so sad to see her waste away like that.

by the speaker of truths May 30, 2022

ewww affection

When you are a sarcastic hoe who wants to be shown affection but you don't wanna admit it anytime someone shows you affection so you use sarcasm so you don't have to admit you like the affection.

Jorden: gimme a hug! *hugs Lilith*

Lilith: Ewww affection

Jorden: stop acting like you don't like my hugs

Lilith: I don't loser *proceeds to hug jorden back*

by 1800-hot.asf January 26, 2022

Chalmers affect

A person hated by people based off looking at them

He doesn't go outside because he has the Chalmers affect

by JaronDaDon March 31, 2017

Affection Tourist

Similar to a convenience friend, an affection tourist is someone who circulates around friend groups, focussing on particular individuals for as long as that person gives them affection/attention.

Usually an affection tourist will latch on to those who invest in the tourists well-being and/or emotional state. It is rare for an affection tourist to invest back.

Sometimes an affection tourist will target someone new when they need something, like they break up with their partner and need some sympathy. In this situation, they will be super friendly to the target, becoming their temporary best friend until their affection needs are met and move on to the next target, usually quite suddenly.

Once the continued affection is depleted/starts to wane, or someone else offers attention, the affection tourist moves on and barely speaks to the previous person for some considerable time, not out of dislike for that person but just because they can't be bothered as that person has nothing to offer the tourist.

"Sarah? Yeah we used to hang out all the time, but she's an affection tourist. She hasn't called me in months. She spends all her time with Jane now."

"James broke up with his boyfriend last week. I hadn't heard from him in months, but suddenly he's all about hanging out with me and doing stuff. It's great but I'm not holding out much hope of it lasting because he's just an affection tourist. I'm sure he'll find someone else to be best friends with soon."

by AnonyX99 December 14, 2013

The Jay Affect

the jay affect is when u meet a amazing guy who is always there for you and hes like really freaking hot like on fire he's so nice and makes you feel like your on cloud nine to be honest he's there when you need him and if you like him he will turn u down nicely but you still can't seem to stop trying to get him ah the Jay affect is something that will make your heart break but still beat so fast.

*jumps up and down when he texts me back* damn the jay affect

by cookieplease September 26, 2019

The Bertie affect

Where you just cannot get enough of Bertie.

I think I’m suffering from the Bertie affect mate. He’s all I think about night and day.

by The_misadventures_of_221b September 30, 2021