Areola-Nipulitus

A condition caused when receiving an impassioned hug from a female while seated and her nipple rubs along your outer ear and practically enters the ear canal, essentially becoming a fleshy Q-Tip.

While shadowing Eric anywhere, he is often surprise hugged at his desk by the females in the office... or at lunch... or driving through the garage (in which they launch into the driver's seat through the open window; that shit really happened). It is then I point out the Areola-Nipulitus infection left in the wake of the less-than-innocent embraces.

by Victim of circumstance January 2, 2024

Areola dick nipple

Semen spews from your areolas while milk comes out the nipple

“Fawkkkkkk my areola dick nipple is spewing everywhere”-james

by The destroyer of cheeks March 28, 2026

Kalev Arreola

Kind person there when u need him has big personality help people very quiet but once u get to know him he’s the best guy you’ll ever meet talk to him wears glasses he probably 13 and very skinny but cute tbh ^^ he’s the best person you’ll ever meet

Omg ur so emo like kalev arreola

by 2freeluna December 19, 2022

Shabnam areolas

When somebody has areolas and in most cases nipples that look like or are similar to fanon celebrity Shabnam’s.

Person 1: Wow, you have Shabnam areolas!
Person 2: Uh, what?
Person 1: You’re topless at a beach and your nipples and areolas are like Shabnam!
Person 2: What the fuck is a Shabnam…
Person 1: Influencer. You may have watched her on New Style Boutique.
Person 2: Ok *farts on him for 5 minutes then walks away*
Person 1: Uhhhhhhhhh *coughs* she just farted on me for 5 damn minutes… That. Was. Gross.

by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025

Austrian Areola Ripper

When a man tears a woman's areola/s off using his teeth and swallows. This usually results in a lawsuit or two.

Frank: just gave gloria an austrian areola ripper
gerbert: why am i here
gloria: he did

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026