national slap a titty day

On May 1st we celebrate national slap a titty day. The name explains it all.. slap some tits.

"James stop slapping titties"
"I can't it's national slap a titty day"

by rapidcliche May 25, 2018

Slap-a-Rock

the act of when someone messes up or just isnt being smoothe. This is also when someone drops or spills something

(after someone spills a drink) Man, you did not just Slap-a-Rock.

by J-moff March 30, 2007

slap a parrot

an expression when aggravated, angry, or distressed about a situation or person. This anger can only be displayed in magnitudes of parrot slapping; referring to slapping a parrot as an alternate to slapping a person in a stressful situation.

"I am so mad at Yasmeen, that I could slap a parrot!"

"You are so lucky right now that I did not just slap a parrot."
"I had to leave the room, otherwise I was about to slap 3 or 4 parrots."

by Eyjafjallajökull aftermath April 25, 2010

slap a rack on her back

To throw money on a strippers butt.

My uchies are gonna slap a rack on her back.

by lilgurb July 8, 2018

Slap a Jamaican day

May 8th is when the zoes get payback! You slap a jamaican and they can’t do anything back!

Me: What’s today’s date?
Person: May 8th
Me: Slap a jamaican day?? Com ere batti mon fa mi box yuh pon de face!

by laedaname May 6, 2019

Slap a soccer player day

Any soccer player you see slap them on November 6th

Me: Hey you know what today is
Friend: Slap a soccer player day

by SQUISHY WONTON October 29, 2019

slap a wanker day

On 3 March you get to slap a wanker this is someone who you ethier hate or you think is an absolute idiot

You basicly get a free pass to slap everyone you see

Person 1 : hey *slap*
Person 2 : what was that for

Person 1 : is slap a wanker day

by Cd1*caeb050329 January 1, 2020