Zodiac Fucking

The practice of identifying yourself as one sign of the zodiac (based on real or perceived attributes) while having been born under a different sign.

(Brought upon by the revelation that the phenomenon of procession has caused the zodiac houses to shift over the last 2,200 years, as well as the introduction of a 13th sign "Ophiuchus.")

Peter: "There's no way I'm a Virgo! Forget it, I'm still a Scorpio."
Christo: "Welcome to the wonderful world of Zodiac Fucking."

by Rori The Riveter January 14, 2011

Leo zodiac

bic pp

leo zodiac bic pp

by UrDadIsGay:) November 17, 2021

zodiac killer

Now known to be Ted Cruz through time travel and being an alien reptilian who lives for thousands of years.

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer.

by ohiowho August 22, 2016

Zodiac killer

The zodiac killer was a man in the 60s-70s that went on a murdering spree.

The zodiac killer is also Ted Cruz the running candidate for president of 2016

"Who's the zodiac killer?"
"...Ted Cruz."

by Heyguysmynameispseudinym July 29, 2016

Zodiac killer

Dummy thicc with 80000000000 c's

As seen in the opening scene of "Awakening the zodiac" when the zodiac killer is stabbed in the leg but he is to thicc to feel it

by Foxytheboss663 December 30, 2019

zodiacfluid

A Cuspie — an individual with a birthday overlapping two zodiac signs — whose identifying zodiac changes day-to-day either by mood or by choice. They may also choose the opposite of the one they are normal associated with (ie. an Aries-Taurus choosing Taurus over Aries).

This is not meant to insult or offend genderfluid people, or anyone not cisgender, and was designed to only be taken as a joke

Person A: "Yesterday, I felt more Virgo. But today, I feel more like a Libra."
Person B: "Oh, so you're zodiacfluid!"
Person A: "I guess so!"

by cha0s_pers0nified June 20, 2023

hottest zodiac sign

the hottest zodiac sign is a virgo , they are literally beautiful!

person 1 : whats the hottest zodiac sign?
person 2: virgo of course!

by yogirlj3x March 5, 2021