Your mum

The person that I fucked in the ass so god damn hard

Your mum taste so good -1
Your not my friend -2

by The man who has a chin March 8, 2022

your mum

Some one's mum , mother , the thing that gave birth to them

Woman: How are you today sir?
Man: Your mum

Jeffry: HEY TOM...YOUR A FILTHY LEBO
Tom:Your mums a filthy lebo

A: Hey tom guess what...
B: yeah what
A: i banged ur mum last night

OIIIIIII..........YA MUM

Student: Miss Miss
Teacher : Yes henry?
Student: i just realised that your mum

by kingfishtunamarlin December 21, 2007

your mum

Stupid insult which townies say to get a kick out of life.

Person: You faggot
Townie: Oh yeah? Your MUM!
Person: Okay yes My Mum what about my mum?
Townie: Your Mum thats what its about
Person: Your an Idiot
*Townie runs off crying*

by Owner of your souls March 15, 2004

Your mum

A phrase commonly used by people with two gay fathers. It is often mistaken for an insult but is actually a cry for help from someone who is upset because their dad fucks their other dad.

Person 1:'I hate you because you have homosexual parents and I am strongly yet inexplicably against homosexuality'

Person 2:'your mum'

by Tim December 3, 2003

your mum

A poor insult usually used by someone of limited intelligence as an insult.
See trev

Person A: You are an unintelligent troglodyte
Person B: Well...Your Mum!

by Munk July 23, 2003

Your mum

The best phrase/come back/retort/saying etc that anyone on the earth can say.
it's simple and easy to remember.
It never gets old and is always funny in nearly all contexts

Hey wat u doin?
your mum.

are u free on friday?
your mum is free on friday.

wat dya want 4 breakfast?
your mum

y r u so l8?
your mums l8.

y are u sayin 'your mum' all the time?
cos of your mum

by mistercooool July 27, 2009

your mum

A comeback that can be funny if you use it at the right time, but not funny if you overuse it.

Good example:
Antonio: Who's doing cork? (For geography project)
Georgia: You mum is!
Mary: Is your dad's name cork?

Hahahahaha.

Bad example:
Person 1: Hey, you penis is so small you can hardly see it!
Person 2: Your mum.

Not funny :|

by Georgia--xo-- September 10, 2007