Yonkers Eulogy

Having sex with the corpse during an open-casket funeral.

Origin: Yonkers, NY

My grandmother died last week, and at the funeral, my asshole friends tried to pull a Yonkers Eulogy on her! Those dicks!

by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010

West Yonkers

The western half of Yonkers. The divider is roughly I87 in the north and the Saw Mill in the south. Much different from East Yonkers.

I don't live in West Yonkers.

by Matt November 4, 2004

East Yonkers

The part of Yonkers where all the white people live, east of the Saw Mill River Pkwy.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

West Yonkers

The part of Yonkers where all the black people live, west of the Saw Mill River Pkwy.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

John Yonker

The act of being a epic gamer

You are such a John Yonker

by The epic gamer69420 November 22, 2019

South Yonkers

All of Yonkers south of Ashburton Ave and Cross County Parkway

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

yonkers high school

supposedly the best high school in yonkers. people think its the best school, but there are fights almost everyday. it has an IB program that most people take in 11th and 12th grade but it takes most of their life and time away. its also shared with a middle school which isnt the best thing. most people are rude and think they got clout because they're on the soccer team or they juul all the time.

person: what school you go to?
yhs freshie: i go to yonkers high school ! i love it there and they have the best teachers ever!111!!111!!111!

by 30030303 November 11, 2018