"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the You Spinach Me Right Round Spinach Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover ๐บ๐ธ November 21, 2018
An ignorant question made into a statement by people from south of Texas who don't speak very good English.
by Cherry Odelay June 10, 2009
Uncle Grandpa: Are you guys for cereal right now?
Narrator: Are we ever!
Steven: What does that even mean?
Narrator: It means new episodes of Steven Universe and Uncle Grandpa. Starts Saturday, the 7th of January at 8AM on Cartoon Network.
Narrator: Are we ever!
Steven: What does that even mean?
Narrator: It means new episodes of Steven Universe and Uncle Grandpa. Starts Saturday, the 7th of January at 8AM on Cartoon Network.
by Kevin the Dork Slayer January 23, 2017
When you see your boyfriend come back from a 2-year space mission with his mom and a weird space dog and he looks like he's chiseled by the gods.
by ERM97 June 26, 2018
woah ๐ณ เถ
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๐ yo ๐ what ๐ข is ๐จ ๐ฆฐ up ๐คด you ๐คด Guys ๐ right ๐ now ๐ โ๏ธ we ๐คก are ๐ at ๐น McDonalds ๐ก and ๐จ ๐ง we ๐ฉฑ just ๐ found ๐ค out ๐จ when๐ you ๐จ ๐ฆฐ come ๐จ ๐ฆณ to ๐ McDonalds ๐ค at โฆ 3AM โบ you ๐ฅถ can ๐ get ๐ข the ๐ Among ๐ฉฑ us ๐ฉ ๐จ Happy ๐จ ๐ง Meal ๐ฆ
๐ yo ๐ what ๐ข is ๐จ ๐ฆฐ up ๐คด you ๐คด Guys ๐ right ๐ now ๐ โ๏ธ we ๐คก are ๐ at ๐น McDonalds ๐ก and ๐จ ๐ง we ๐ฉฑ just ๐ found ๐ค out ๐จ when๐ you ๐จ ๐ฆฐ come ๐จ ๐ฆณ to ๐ McDonalds ๐ค at โฆ 3AM โบ you ๐ฅถ can ๐ get ๐ข the ๐ Among ๐ฉฑ us ๐ฉ ๐จ Happy ๐จ ๐ง Meal ๐ฆ
by i won't be here again ever May 05, 2021
God "If you do what is right, will you not be accepted?"
Hym "No. I won't. Because 'what is right' is being arbitrated by people who adhere to my ethic more closely than their own. You know what I think? I don't think Abel's offering was better at all. I think the sin you were talking about when you said 'But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it.' was the temptation to kill Abel. It was test. You and I both know that farming is more difficult than sitting on your ass while your sheep fuck each other. And maybe this guy is Cain. I write a Hypertext that is instantiated into multiple cultured (immediately) without even trying. Suddenly, I'm all of these different characters. Songs are written. How would he take his revenge? Imitate God? Place the mark of Cain on my forehead that when I toil nothing will grow? 'DiD yOu EvEn TrY?' I didn't have to. I just sat and watch my sheep fuck."
Hym "No. I won't. Because 'what is right' is being arbitrated by people who adhere to my ethic more closely than their own. You know what I think? I don't think Abel's offering was better at all. I think the sin you were talking about when you said 'But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it.' was the temptation to kill Abel. It was test. You and I both know that farming is more difficult than sitting on your ass while your sheep fuck each other. And maybe this guy is Cain. I write a Hypertext that is instantiated into multiple cultured (immediately) without even trying. Suddenly, I'm all of these different characters. Songs are written. How would he take his revenge? Imitate God? Place the mark of Cain on my forehead that when I toil nothing will grow? 'DiD yOu EvEn TrY?' I didn't have to. I just sat and watch my sheep fuck."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2022
You didnโt do this right
by Lalisa Manoban June 17, 2020