english (uk) idiot... think wanker that can't get it right.
steve is a complete wonk.
by mrwilke August 24, 2004
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Mike was sick of filing so he decided to have a wonk
by Wonky the Donkey December 15, 2011
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Overused word meaning "self-important know-it-all". Everybody wishes the word would just go away.
She is a civil rights policy wonk. She knows everything; just ask her!
by Saul Goodman July 16, 2016
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The Anglo descendent of Wonka, whose origin is in Perugia, Italy. Although the evolution of the name as it travelled north through Europe dropped the "a," The origin family left the romantic spelling of its name intact over the centuries.

Ironically, one of the Wonkas, a dreamer by the name of William, actaully dropped the "A" and had a crazy trip. He subsequently went on to start Wonka, Inc., a psychedelic chocolate factory where 'you can even eat the dishes' , managed entirely by Oompa Loompas. The factory is now owned and operated by Charlie Bucket.
Eastern European variations of the name include Wünch Norwegian, Wönchen German and Whcnzh Czech.
"Mr. Wonk, do you ever get jealous about all the money your cousin Willy Wonka is making from his choclate factory?"
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Penis.

See also wank, dick, refrigerator meat club
Wow, my wonk iches liek a bitch!
by Lars Crizzaft August 27, 2004
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"Heres that cd you wanted."
"Tonks"
"Wonks"
by lomathson March 17, 2010
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A secret swear word for pro-spammers on forums that have censorship.
Is backwards for the word 'know'.
Can be used to replace any other swear word which would otherwise be starred out by the moderators on a forum.
A: "Anti-spammers are wonks."
B: "Yeah... they're wonking wonks!"
by Vienna November 21, 2004
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