A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.
Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"
by Bill Butterfield November 11, 2020

a large ginger that demands respect, but it's usually hard to determine why it should be given to him. generally lacks a soul.
by pledgef09 October 21, 2010

a barrel chested larger man whose appearance is that of scottish decent. (i.e. a large white humanate)
"HIGHLAND BRAUN" The mans appearance was that of a larger frame and mass index, due to his "Scottish highland" decent.
by onefinemammajamma October 27, 2009

by Yeppers243 August 31, 2013

by jauck January 17, 2020
