A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.
Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"
by Bill Butterfield November 11, 2020
Get the J-Brauningmug. a large ginger that demands respect, but it's usually hard to determine why it should be given to him. generally lacks a soul.
by pledgef09 October 21, 2010
Get the pat braunmug. a barrel chested larger man whose appearance is that of scottish decent. (i.e. a large white humanate)
"HIGHLAND BRAUN" The mans appearance was that of a larger frame and mass index, due to his "Scottish highland" decent.
by onefinemammajamma October 27, 2009
Get the highland braunmug. by Yeppers243 August 31, 2013
Get the Braunedmug. by jauck January 17, 2020
Get the Will Braunmug.