toddler-whipped

The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.

When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an important project, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”

by jesshtx September 9, 2006

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Piggy Whipped

To be followed and/or pulled-over by the police.

While speeding inattentively, I noticed flashing lights in my rearview, only to realize I had just been piggy whipped.

by P.E. Whipple July 30, 2011

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Whipped

When a person, male or female is so in love with their partner that they will do anything for them, including allow themselves to be manipulated and controlled. Often results in a severe detachment from friends and family as the relationship becomes all-consuming.

person1: Dude, mark is so whipped by that girl!
person2: Yeah, he really likes her.
person1: What an idiot!

by Timmbo jon February 4, 2010

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My Life Is Piggy Whipped

My Life Is Piggy Whipped: MLIPW to be followed, pulled-over, jammed-up, and/or busted by the police. To be Piggy Whipped.

Today, I downshifted to zoom past a cute girl in a convertible and winked at her, not realizing I also zoomed past a cop in his Piggy Whip hiding in the bushes, needless to say I got a fat ticket, My Life Is Piggy Whipped MLIPW!

by P.E. Whipple August 11, 2011

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