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Wetwipes

Year nine boys who chat shit about gals but are too pussy to say it to their faces, bit of an L. Sit on WarZone chatting about girls calling them clapped because they 'don't like them', when they are fans enough to talk about them. Usually think they are pulling girls by violating them when the girls slag them off to the gc. They also have roadman names and make their voices extra deep but they haven't gone through puberty and their balls are even higher than they voices.
Nah them boys on houseparty last night were wetwipes.
by susannatherat June 4, 2020
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Tennessee Wetwipe

Couldn’t find the wet wipes so I had to make a Tennessee Wetwipe
by Tabs DJ I sb March 2, 2022
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Wetwipe

Have u seen Aleks and Samuel

They are wetwipes
by Big cock 69 420 December 6, 2021
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Alabama Wetwipe

When you spit on a piece of toilet paper add lubrication & reduce friction before wiping. *Disclaimer: This only works with high quality quilted bath tissues. Do not try this with cheap tp or you’ll punch a hole through & end up with a poop fingy
I was taking a poo in a friends bathroom & it was one of those poo-of-1000 wipes, so I made myself an Alabama Wetwipe
by Peltmaster August 16, 2022
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Michigan Wetwipe

When your gf came back from the gym u take her gym shorts full of couchie juice and rub it all over your face and clean it
Jack yesterday i got an Michigan Wetwipe
by The Giftige Schieber Fuchs December 14, 2022
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Whataburger WetWipe

When you eat ass in the back of a whataburger and use a bun to wipe you poop-jaculate off your face, then serve it on a burger
Hey bro you tryna get some whataburger wetwipes this Friday?
by the sexy god January 9, 2024
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