Welcome to moe's!

When your about to cum inside of a girl you look her in the eyes and scream "welcome to moe's!"

Charlie is having intense butt sex with a girl and he came inside her and yelled "welcome to moe's!"

by willman2714 February 20, 2011

Welcome to the Internet

a song that is written by Bo Burnham

Welcome to the internet!

by SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH! September 19, 2021

welcome home

Welcome home is said to military men and women who have returned to the United States typically after being involved in a military conflict. Tradition starting after the disappointing returns so many soldiers received after the Vietnam War. Lately it has been used for any person in the military.

When I found out that John's friend was a returning soldier from Afghanistan as well as the Iraq war I told him, "Welcome Home" and shook his hand heartily.

by Army Brat August 10, 2005

Welcome to loserville

Population you!

Welcome to loserville...Population you!

by WelcomeToLoservillePopulationU August 15, 2009

welcome to Michigan

An expression used to explain any unusual, unpleasant, or semi-surprising thing that occurs while within the state of Michigan. Can be applied to almost anything and commonly used with the expression "puts hair on your chest".

Anna: The rock exploded in the fire.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Joey: The car won't start.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Nick: My foot is bleeding.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Courtney: I peed myself laughing.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Ashlee: It's really cold here everywhere.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

by welcometoMI July 18, 2009

black blanket welcome

Where you come into a room (like a prison cell) and someone grabs you, pins your arms by your sides and wraps a thick blanket around you pinning your arms down. Then they cut a hole where your ass is and pork the shit out of you.

That new guy cried all night after his black blanket welcome. He thought he was tough but he's a bitch.

by Wyld Stallions Rule April 28, 2008

welcome to the rice field mother fucker

A kind greeting said by someone who has worked at a rice field for a very long time. This greeting is typically a traditional way to greet a new worker/employee.

New worker: Nice to meet you. I'm going to be working here from now on.
Veteran worker: Welcome to the rice field mother fucker.

by Great Guppy October 23, 2015