Bald and likes year 7 girls. Looks like a kiwi. And faints at the sight of breasts. There is one of these in every secondary school. If there is more than one be warned.
by nigelatemynuggets December 2, 2019

A life long goal that, even if attained, is not right for you and your happiness. This references how the British TV character Curly Watts obsessed over the model barmaid Raquel Watts only to eventually marry her and discover the relationship wasn't meant to be.
by Corrieface November 12, 2020

A marching band term, mostly used by colleges to describe a musician playing very loud and projected. Also known as cranking
by Doc Bari June 14, 2023

by 🧿👄🧿 February 22, 2021

Expands Twat out to two syllables for emphasis - when you really want to stress the likeness to a stupid incompetent fool or female genitals (you Ter-watt) also handy on email when the profanity police come a knocking.
by WaltDisnae November 28, 2006

Joe: Hey Frank, lower the volume, I can't hear the TV!
Frank: I can't hear you Joe, I'm too busy POUNDING WATTS!
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I'm bored. Let's POUND WATTS.
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What did you do last night?
Not much, just POUNDED WATTS.
Frank: I can't hear you Joe, I'm too busy POUNDING WATTS!
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I'm bored. Let's POUND WATTS.
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What did you do last night?
Not much, just POUNDED WATTS.
by stupidphuck September 1, 2008
