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Wish Boner

1.) When You score some fine ass bitch and/or bitches and for some god forsaken reason you have some fucked up homosexual vision that prevents you from getting an errection, Leaving you soft when you need wood the most. There fore you wish you had a boner

2.) You Get lucky with 2 bimbos and you can't fuck them both at the same time. You wish for a second boner.

3.) you have two chicks mauling eachother over who gets to hop on ya junk. They both grab your wang and pull in seprate diretions, as you would a wish bone. Who ever gets more wins. You want to avoid this at all costs so keep the bitches in check!
1.)

Some desperate punk: "Dude, Last night I was about to fuck some fine ass bitches and then somethin gay snuck into my mind and I just couldn't get wood. I wish I could've so bad though"

Friend: "Shit motha fucka! you had a Wish Boner!"

2.)

Some freak: "Dude I scored some hott ass poon last night but I wanted to hit em both at the same time. I mean both these bitches had onion butt! I really with I had double junk sometimes!"

Insightful friend: "Awe Bro you had a Wish Boner! Don't we all though?"

3.)

Guy who just got back from the ER: "Shit foo, These dumb kink hoes were fightin over my wang and split my shit like a fuckin Wish Bone!"

Guys Friend: "Shit Mang! Those bitches gave you a Wish Boner! I got one last week!"
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A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011
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Wish You Were Here

An album by Pink Floyd which gave birth to New Age Music. See also, Atom Heart Mother and Meddle.
You shoulda heard the Quadraphonic version of Wish You Were Here! It would blow your mind, man!
by Downstrike May 29, 2004
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Wish List

Any list of performance parts stickers put down the door of a ricer's car. Usually, the car contains no parts by those manufacturers whatsoever, the stickers were just ordered from Ebay.

Also known as a Christmas List.
Check out Pedro's Civic... Big ass wing, stupid neon underneath, and his wish list down both doors.
by $100T2 September 19, 2009
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wish taco

where you roll up a tortilla and wish something was inside of it, particularly meat.
Guy 1: hey, what are you eating?

Guy 2: A wish taco, haven't gone to the store yet.
by BethCarnation March 4, 2012
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wish shopping

going to the mall to look for stuff that you wish you would buy or have
Kid: hey mom can we go get go shopping
Mom: no but we can go wish shopping
by wtwer April 9, 2013
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wish ranger

a individual who purchases all tactical gear from the wish store online.
damn spc Robertson has some cool new gear looks kind off.
its all fake he got it off the wish app.
damn wish rangers.
by uncle bubba bear August 19, 2019
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