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E-whipped

adj.
When a guy is so whipped by his girlfriend that she controls all the stuff on his online profiles
i.e. Myspace, Facebook, Friendster
guy 1: "what happened to the music on your profile"
guy 2: " uh, carol hates that song, so I...."
guy 1: "dude, You are so E-whipped"
by Colte the Pirate January 10, 2007
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whiplash

Severe injury sustained from repeated "head-banging".
"Acting like a maniac.... WH****SH!!!"
by dila February 11, 2004
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Nigger whipper

An e92 335i with 420whp that sound like a whip and would whip 90% of niggers cars.
My nigger whipper would whip that niggers car
by Nig whip September 29, 2019
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Ramen Whiplash

When slurping up uncut Ramen noodles, a noodle will pick up Ramen broth, and the broth flings onto yourself and/or the table.
Oh, shit, man, can you grab me some napkins.

Why?

I totally Ramen Whiplashed all over this table.
by Broke Phi Broke October 27, 2008
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dick whipped

A mental state of obsession, originating from powerful, deeply satisfying sexual interactions that cause a woman with a weak mind to believe that she is in love. An emotional state where a woman is crazy about and strongly attached to a male based on the sex he "whips" on her, to the point that even a dude with nothing to offer, who mistreats and emotionally/mentally/physically abuses her, and who has no good sense will still be loved by this woman because of the sex. No matter how raggedy ass he is, she still wants to be with him anyway.
Sherry knows that dude she is messing with cheats on her and lies every chance he gets, but she ain't going nowhere cause she is dick whipped like a mofo.
by Debsterism October 11, 2016
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Pussy Whipped Nation

A country that has been controlled by women (e.g. the Netherlands)
Netherlands stands as a fine example of a Pussy Whipped Nation. In this country men have to kindly ask to their girlfriends/partners whether they can go out for a drink with their mates after dinner. This request is frequently denied to men because, if granted, women would have to wash the dishes and clean the house in that night.

Other relevant social practices and understandings in a Pussy Whipped Country such as the Netherlands are:

Men take paternity leave from work when their partners have a baby. The reason for this is that women don't find it fair to jeopardise their careers because of the drawbacks of maternity leave.

Men look like women dressed as men. Women look like men dressed as women.

When men gather around a table for some drinks they constantly make jokes about each other. They find it ridiculous being men. When women gather around a table for some drinks they make jokes about their men. They find them ridiculous as well.

When men buy a boat, women fill the deck with flower pots, chairs, and tables so that the boat cannot sail and distract men from their household duties. Amsterdam is filled with these ‘flower-potted boats’.

When men get ill, women feel abused because then they have to get the groceries from the shop, wash the dishes, cook, mop the floor, and do other lowly male activities.
by T-Student Distributed June 17, 2012
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whipped

being completely controlled by your girlfriend or boyfriend...in most cases a guy being completely controlled by his girlfriend.
Damn! Joe is whipped!
by dabanga April 12, 2003
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