Wesley

Wesley's tend to spend a lot of their time on the computer, but their dicks are big. They usually start fucking early cause they're that hot. Wesley's tend to fuck every bitch they know, even his teachers. Goddamn.

Wesley you been fucking?
Wesley why all the bitches talking bout you
HARDER WESLEY HARDER

by DgatezDGod July 31, 2018

wesley willis

The greatest song writer EVER! Better lyrics than most Rappers. - "Cut The Mullet"! "I Whooped Batman's Ass", "I Smoke Weed" and "Rock and Roll Mcdonalds" are true rock classics.

by Aberfoyle April 29, 2003

Wesley

Wesley is a funny guy who doesn’t have to try to impress others. He has a select friend group with who he trusts most. Wesley is an attractive, smart, kind, thoughtful, and unique individual. If you get yourself a Wesley don’t let him slip away because with him your life is sure to get better. With him hard times will pass and laughter will forever be in abundance.

Wesley: Thanos wasn’t even a bad guy, I mean come on think about it.

Me: Man he wiped out millions of people because the world was too overpopu-.... yeah man you right.

Thanos🙈🙏🏻

by Kenzier0s3 May 5, 2019

Weiser

Of German origin. Most famous for the "King of Beers". Yet men of this name can usually be refered to as just "The King". Don't mess with them, they will make you cry.

"That man is certainly a Weiser, look how everybody bows to him and shudders at his power."

by KingOfBeers August 21, 2008

weslie

a female given name (males name Wesley are spelled WESLEY) Weslies are extremely nice people. They can be very shy but once you get to know them they are HILARIOUS. They tend to be very girly or athletic. Maybe both. They're a tad sassy sometimes but it's not real sass, it's usually just a way of flirtation. They're very pretty and if you get the chance to meet one, take it!

That girl i is funny! Must be a weslie.

by daisysooella March 27, 2014

Wesley Gibson

adj. to be sorry or remorseful for something that wasn't your fault or had nothing to do with you; to say you're sorry when it is unnecessary.
Taken from the main character of the film Wanted, who often said sorry for things he didn't need to be or things that were not his fault.

Jay: You really just made a reference to that "singing shark" guy from YouTube?
L: I'm sorry!
Jay: Don't be Wesley Gibson.

by comicsketches October 15, 2011

Wesenlunding

You are "wesenlunding" when you always have to be the opposite to something someone has said you.

Dude 1: "Drum & Bass = The definition of Summer."

Dude 2: "no... French House is the definition of summer." (<- Wesenlunding )

by itsHASTAbitch May 18, 2013