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green valley high school

Literally the most fucking whack school in existence. The girls mostly consist of dirty white bitches who date niggas who try & act hard for popularity sake. Bitches here would do anything to stay relevant.

Also consists of autistic kids who beat their dick in the bathroom, a hall monitor that looks like a giant chode, a dean that looks like a fucking nazi, and school cop who rides a fucking bicycle around the campus.

No fucking cap though the history hallway is where it’s at. We have alcoholic teachers who stumble on their way into the door, and even a hot teacher who always needs to ‘talk’ to the varsity football kids for a good 10-15 minutes during class periods.

Oh mr mauro is in there too and he looks like the biggest chad you will ever fucking see. I shit you not. He’s one of the only teachers who’s g real.

Also the kids here try to sell you the most boof fucking carts & weed ever. Do NOT recommend.
Green Valley High School is a school of wannabe jailbirds.
by QuantumNeuro July 31, 2019
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welsh valley middle school

7th grade welsh valley, 2019-2020. the girls claim that they arent vsco even though they wear everything that even signifies it. all of the popular girls play tons of sports, are rich, and super skinny. however, they complain about being fat and poor to their 1234 boyfriends. they call themselves whores when they find a boyfriend, which makes no sense since youre “committed” to only one person. a whore is a prostitute, okay? not you. all of the boys “flex” their ridiculous looking yeezys in which they sell on their instagram with approximately 14 followers. they wear vineyard vines shirts and vans, say the n word when they shouldnt, and all play lax and basketball. theyre uncultured and stupid; they dont worry about any girls feelings and are really jerks. everybody wants to know about your life, not because they care but because they want tea. teachers let you pee 5 times every three months. this sucks, the end.
welsh valley middle school is a bunch of uncultured rich jews.
by watermelonflavoredbacon September 8, 2019
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Scrillacon Valley

Another term for Silicon Valley 'cept it includes the money grubbing part of it.
Bob: Where you goin' for the Caesar Chavez holiday?
Steve: I'm goin' to Scrillacon Valley so I can outsource my job to India.
by MistahTom September 6, 2005
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valley springs

Valley Springs

A small town in the foothills east of Stockton. No one knows that it exists. The town has very few stores or attractions and people complain about the 4-way stop traffic. A nice place to drive by on the way to somewhere else. Also has Burger King if you're hungry.
-Where are you from?
-Valley Springs.
-haven't heard of it...
-Don't worry, no one has.
by mervel March 18, 2011
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spam valley

Area where houses are so expensive the owners cannot aford anything other than spam.
London is a real spam valley
by Sam Clarke March 18, 2005
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Warwick Valley High School

A school in not so upstate New York. has a lot of interesting people there. Air conditioning doesn't work in half the classrooms, Instead of spending money on that they spend 1.5 million on renovating a pool to make it look exactly the same. Your tax dollars hard at work Aye, New York? The freshman class is usually crazy as a whole and has a lot of drug and vaping issues.
Did you hear about what happened at Warwick Valley High School?
Yea, it's like their third drug bust this month!
by djd10990 January 3, 2019
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forge valley school

Forge valley school. A great example to show how the school system is fucked. In this school pupils get excluded for weeks at a time for the following.
.Minor incidents that happened outside of school, out of school hours
.Forgetting pens/pencils
.Using your phone
.Refusing to hand over your property which your parents used hard earned money to buy.
Many more but dont have enough time in the world to write them all.
The head teacher at forge valley (Dale Barraclough) is a racist scum bag to decides to punish people who are not needed to be punished just because he has the authority to do it and when is confronted about his actions decides to exclude/expell pupils.
Many pupils here at forge valley feel unsafe because the teachers and other members of staff can act in a very aggressive and intimidating way. To sum this school up in a few words would be :
-Poorly run
-Unsafe
-Poorly trained staff
-Terrible punishments
-Abuse of authority
-Terrible food
Forge valley school summed up in one pos
by Truth hurts im sorry April 15, 2019
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