The Unfortunate Event

When your significant other, unbeknownst to you, reveals to his/her friends that you have never made them orgasm.

Person 1:"Dude, did you know that Henry's girlfriend Yasmin did The Unfortunate Event?"

Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."

Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."

by xxxx1xxxxxxx March 2, 2021

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

unfortunately straight

someone who doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.

Girl 1: What's wrong emwith that guy?
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.

Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.

by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024

Unfortunate

When you’re hungover to high hell and your mom alerts you that you’re picking her up two hours away

That is beyond unfortunate man

by Swiller21 May 7, 2023

Unfortunate

Unfortunate is a popular word in class.
The word started to became popular in the class when a boy said it 24/7.

"Can I get my EMS notes out of my locker?"
"No."
"Well that's unfortunate "

by sKsSk February 8, 2020