UB(R)MS

Upward Bound Math and Science. Math camp done in band camp style. Summer school for smart kids. Held in multiple universities and colleges around the country. However the best one is held at Northern Michigan University in Marquette, Michigan. The Marquette UB(R)MS is a five week college-prepatory summer program involving courses in English, Math, Foreign Language, Science, and other useful (ha!) courses. Its also a place where kissing your girlfriend or moving a table to have a footrest gets you in trouble. Its also a place where borrowing a TV out of one of the other rooms is perfectly acceptable, so long as the wrong T.C. didn't catch you (or you had inside help). It's also a place where video game equipment and most electronics are banned, but when the R.D. and the two male T.C.'s walk into your room (which has like 15 people in it at this point), they marvel at the projector you have set up. You can stay up all night, and the problem on no sleep is solved when you shotgun an energy drink with your best friends. Its also a place where a T.C. will join you.
The (R) stands for Regional, because the program used to involve high school students from Illinois, Wisconsin, and Michigan. However, the state of Michigan forced the program to de-regional-ize (just made that up), thus the R is in parentheses for those of us who remember the good old days. The (R) also stands for Rawesome, and once they dropped it the program went down the gutter.

Elliott: Where are you going this summer?
Clarissa: UB(R)MS.
Elliott: What's that?
Clarissa: It's summer school for smart kids.
Elliott: Doubt I could go then.

by The Great Boom a.k.a. Jerry October 16, 2008

UBS (Ugnaught Baby Syndrome)

Used to describe an ugly ass baby. Some children just aren't cute at all, as unfortunate as that is. So when you spot a really ugly baby, you can claim "UBS", as they're cursed with Ugnaught Baby Syndrome. The word Ugnaught refers to those ugly piglike midgets that froze Han Solo in Carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back.

"It's a good thing your baby doesn't have UBS (Ugnaught Baby Syndrome) because I'd just have to lie and say they were cute anyway, even if they weren't. Luckily, since your child is adorable, I can tell you that my fears of UBS kicking in were unfounded."

by Derpa Derpa September 24, 2005

Ugnaught Baby Syndrome (UBS)

Used to describe an ugly ass baby. Some children just aren't cute at all, as unfortunate as that is. So when you spot a really ugly baby, you can claim "UBS", as they're cursed with Ugnaught Baby Syndrome. The word Ugnaught refers to those ugly piglike midgets that froze Han Solo in Carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back.

"That creepy little creature that sneezed on us at Fazoli's definitely had a bad case of Ugnaught Baby Syndrome (UBS). Although God said to love all creatures great and small, I think I've found the exception to that rule."

by Derpa Derpa September 24, 2005

Zorbex Anub (an-ub, not anyoob)

The Asian Viking god that invented cooking. Pretty much the main god of Schletchkavotchkavacheinia-Japan. Seriously, the coolest thing since sliced bread, even though he invented bread. When you eat a meal, say "Hail Zorbex" to show your thanks.

Tori: Hurry up the cakes!
Sierra: yeah, they're ready. Here you are -gives cake-
Tori:HAIL ZORBEX!! this cake is delicious!
Sierra: of course! i prayed to Zorbex Anub (an-ub, not anyoob) while i was making it!

by Tree-huggin' hippie January 23, 2007

Ub Dub

The case in which a small duck happens to float in your bathtub. Depending on whether or not this said duck is made of rubber or flesh and duck organs and etc., there is no threat of danger.

GeneralPerson #1: "Did I tell you? There was an Ub Dub this morning!"
GeneralPerson #2: "Same thing happened yesterday!"

by UbDubMaster January 3, 2010

UB Stick

A 30cm steele rod used to defend yourself with.

Adam: Mate, why the hell do you have a solid steele rod in your car.
Nick: It's my UB Stick.

adam: UB Stick?

Nick: Yeah, U B dead when i hit you with it!

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Luka: Mannn..... i gotta head to Singleton, N.S.W.

Josh: Better Grab ya UB Stick.. Never know what whack jobs gonna be attempting a wigga's drive by. All the Young F@*ktards live there now.

by its.the.truth.and.you.know.it January 21, 2011

Ub

1. When a teenage boy flirts and doesn't accept it yet he flirts with every girl that looks his way.

2. When someone flirts over and over again and denies it but then in a late night phone conversation starts to talk about how every girl exept for one are awesome at flirting

"hey where is alex?" "he is being his Ub self with that girl"

by 1big2boi3 May 3, 2009