King Tut

As a female is having oral performed on her, she defecates, and her excrement gets attached to her partner's chin, thus making him look like King Tut. This is essentially the female version of a blumpkin.

After Jill has had the pleasure of giving Benjamin the blumpkin, she lays down on the sofa to give Benjamin the King Tut.

by Junextang November 10, 2008

sut to the tut

The sound an AK-47 makes when fired. Each round makes a sound similar to 'sut' while the last round releases all of the remaining gas and makes the sound 'tut'.
Also used to indicate finishing a project to its entirety and in an extremely energetic manner.

Did you hear that dude firing his gun? It was like sut to the tut!
Get your homework done, man. SUT TO THE TUT!

by AJ wolftrainer May 6, 2009

tut

to make bigger

damn girl u got a flat ass if u let me get wit you i'd tut dat shit

by WeTWeTPuSsY October 23, 2008

Tut Squad

A band of professional tutters who are revered by amateurs of the game.

"Shit! The Tut squad are here, lets get the tut out of here"

"Hide in the basement it's the Tut squad"

by tutter the first November 4, 2009

King Tut's Curse

The act of wrapping your penis in toilet paper before pleasuring yourself. Mummifying your member in this manner prevents you from spilling baby batter all over your keyboard.

Some people like to spill their seed in a sock, but I prefer a good ol' fashioned King Tut's Curse.

by SeñorPotatoFace August 4, 2016

King Tut dick

1) A penis that favors only the greatest tuna.

2) A penis that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so pussy.

Marty: Hey do you think Hugo is going to have sex with that new girl in school? I mean, she's not great, but she's bangable.

Wally: Naw man, you know he's has a King Tut dick.

by Timmythetooth69 February 22, 2010

butt tut

the act of taking a raunchy dump, forgetting to wipe, and then tea-bagging a girl, only to leave a skid mark on her chin resembling king tuts small fake beard

well she is actually pretty crazy, she made me tea bag her, i felt bad after though because i left a butt tut on her chin

by djbigbristold January 14, 2011