trumpet 

A nickname given to one who regularly participates in gay sex with their employers. Sometimes, they may take it to extreme levels, resulting in giving a rusty trombone or a strawberry shortcake to their unfortunate bum loving boss.

Adrian: Do you want to come over to my place tonight?
Trumpet: Yes definately!
Adrian: Don't give me another strawberry shortcake, it really hurt last time!

trumpet by mr z September 23, 2008

trumpet 

1. noun. a joint rolled skinny at the blunt, blossoming wide and conical at the end.

This trumpet's big enough for both of us, let's share it.

trumpet by Ryan Paine February 8, 2008

trumpet 

cocky assholes who think they're "all that". so uncreative that they steal chants and dances from other sections in band.

Guy 1: "Man, I hate trumpets!"
Guy 2: "I know, right. They copied our chant except they changed it from "Elmo" to "Domo".
Guy 1: "What assholes!"

trumpet by bandgeek42 September 20, 2009

trumpet 

A derogatory term for Donald Trump supporters.

Your opinion doesnt matter you stupid Trumpet.

trumpet by guywhodefinesall November 16, 2016

Trumpet 

A person that supports Donald Trump (aka the devil, saitan, and the fat mental wall-obsessed hair-transplanted idiot) and voted for him

YOU TRUMPET!!! YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP!!! THAT IS THE WORST MISTAKE ANYONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD COULD DO IN THEIR LIFE!!! Not to say I diddn't vote for Trump.... BUT YOU DID!!! I would roast you right now but you inherited his fatness and won't fit in the oven anymore...

Trumpet by NOAVIER April 20, 2018

Trumpet 

An instrument for the fails. Not as bad as clarinet but not as spazztasticly awesome as the saxophone. Trumpets are either horrid or awesome. No in between. Always get melody and always screw it up

Trumpets are horrible. Do not play the trumpet

Trumpet by BabyJazmine February 1, 2010

trumpet 

a term used to describe a person as a piece of shit instrument that losers play in early highschool because they THINK it's cool.. but in reality, it's the worst of all the band instruments. it has no class, and is always gross.

man that jeremy kid is such a goddamn trumpet

trumpet by tobcore August 18, 2008