scion treatment

The act of fucking a someone in the ass, with no lube, in the front seat of a small car.

Dagoberto gave Nicole the Scion treatment last night.

by The Overshareer August 7, 2011

The Fabio Treatment

Any freak accident where you get struck in the FACE. Especially when it serves the purpose of irony (as the case with Fabio). Life delivers "The Fabio Treatment".

"Did you see that guy face get hit by a bird while he was on the roller coaster???"

"Yeah. He definitely got The Fabio Treatment"

by MTrain84 July 27, 2012

Darrius treatment

To hoe somebody to the very extreme in front of a crowd or simply in front of a couple people

Damn , you see that one kid give Richard the Darrius treatment ?

by Bruhitsron January 22, 2018

Mushroom Treatment

A term that draws it's history from the United States Military, particularly the combat arms. It refers to a management concept adopted either accidentally or on purpose by shitty leaders. This leadership style is defined by being light on details and withholding information. Concurrently shitty leaders will ensure that the information that does get passed along is either incorrect or unreliable (See Bullshit)

Lit:
Keeping subordinates in the dark and feeding them shit.

Ex:

Bob: Hey bob, do we know the plan?
Dave: No Dave, we're still getting the mushroom treatment, we'll probably figure that shit out when it's too late to do anything about it.

by Tokenwhite May 30, 2018

Boba treatment

To suck a penis so hard as if it were bobas through a straw.

My bitch gave me that boba treatment last night..

by Thatboii50 March 22, 2021

Penis Treatment

Regency to any activity that stimulates and ejaculates the male penis. Sex, masturbation, hand job, blow job, etc.

Rachel will be giving me some penis treatment tonight.

Your mom snuck into the bathroom and gave me some penis treatment.

Shelby left me with blue balls so I had to go home and self-administer some penis treatment.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Mahid Treatment

The mahid treatment is when you ignore individuals for trivial reasons or for no reason at all, especially in regards to social gatherings where you attempt to avoid them by giving the same excuse continually, despite it being obvious you are lying.

tom: hey why man why are you ignoring us for?

MAHID: you played banoni with the year 13s :(

lee: dude we got an awesome party wana come

Mahid: nah i got vistors good bye!

Lee: fuck the mahid treatment

by Ahmed najis February 15, 2010