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Topher

A euphemism for 'wank' that arose out of the Victorian Lockdowns.

It is derived from a failed actor turned politician turned independent media personality turned centrelink queue member, who was known for bouts of self-gratifying onanism which he called "movies" and "digital content".
As a noun:
Person 1: Check out this dude
Person 2: Hes a complete Topher!

As a verb
Person 1: You busy?
Person 2: Fuck off, im tophering to sasha grey.
by Nuremburgers 2.0 March 2, 2023
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Topher

His feet know where they want him to go.
He wonders why He is still stuck somewhere between I’m so Lonesome I could Cry by Hank Williams Sr and Straight Cold Player by Lenny Kravitz. He knows He is finished Kryptonite by Three Doors Down and Broken- hearted Savior by Big Head Todd and Your own Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode. He hopes to be working the Good Stuff.

He likes pastoral scenery and has a natural relationship with animals.
Yes, that’s Topher in the watchcap.
by The Real Beast. October 4, 2023
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Topher

My names topher and I think it’s gonna be olivia
by Potato1958 January 11, 2023
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Holiday topher

When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher
Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher
by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021
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Topher

the motherfucker from Total Drama Pahkitew Island that tried to steal Chris McLean's job and attempted identity theft.
Person A: "Topher is my favorite tdpi character!"
Person B: "How? He attempted identity theft.."
by topher_.xx January 12, 2025
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topher

topher is a fabulous and terrifying creature . he is not to be messed with. he is the future. everyone will bow to topher one day. 👹
1. “YALL ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM ..MY NAMES TOPHER”

2. “ALL HAIL LORD TOPHER”
by yallknowtopher January 5, 2023
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