tombstoned

elbowing someone on the top of the head with significant power, often sending them to the ground.
can be done with both elbows at once
so then some guy comes up to him and tombstoned him
by sizzleback April 05, 2014
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Tombstoned

When a University of Mary Washington student smokes weed with Griffin Griffen and/or DickWeed and gets way to high.
Damn last night I was hanging out with the UMW frisbee team and got tombstoned.
by DubzOclock March 11, 2017
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tombstoned

When u so high ur dead to the world. Atleast socially
dude, i didnt hear shit ya said. Im fuckin tombstoned right now
by Whyte Trash Jedi January 17, 2016
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detroit tombstone

.The cock of a man covered in fecal matter after a person rides it
My man gave it to me good last night-Detroit tombstone good
by Detroit tombstone November 10, 2017
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TombStoned Gypsy

God's gift to Wrestletalk and GameFaqs PW. PWNS Gohan4Life, JOEKILLA, stateofmind, and Seikan on a consistant basis.
I wish I were TombStoned Gypsy.
by Ryan Mac September 14, 2003
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Cockmeat Tombstone

A wrestling finishing move where ones opponent is flipped Into "pile-driving" position while his bottoms are pulled down to free the cockmeat to be placed in the mouth of the wrestler. Then once firmly balls deep in mouth the arms are raised with jazz hands. Once this is done, the wrestler does the splits while driving the opponent's head in the mat.
Oh no! He has him deep in his mouth and inverted! Hes going to give him the dreaded cockmeat tombstone!
by Danimalbaby November 15, 2020
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Porcelain Tombstones

When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.
Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…
by GrUVee August 13, 2021
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