The sexual act of securely fitting one's right foot up the anus of a lover. Term derived from both the substance transferred from the toe to the anus, and from the act of forcing the toe into the anus, itself.
I tend to avoid confrontation, so instead of breaking up with my girl, I just spun her around, gave her the old anal toejam and sent her packing. Needless to say, she got the message.
by sasquatch johnson February 11, 2006
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"Nah, bro. She didn't have any nail clippers at her house I could use first."
"I'm really into toejamming."
"Sweet, just let me take my sock off."
"Nah, bro. She didn't have any nail clippers at her house I could use first."
"I'm really into toejamming."
"Sweet, just let me take my sock off."
by Romeo's lover & the blonde one January 1, 2012
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Proper noun: Toejam McFly- fetish model working primarily through myspace, specializing in WAM, and foot fetishes.
by f00tlvr September 23, 2009
Get the Toejam mug.The act of cutting off your or your girlfriend's toes and seeing how many of them you can fit in her vagina.
"Hey Carly, since you're about to die anyway, wanna do a Brazilian Toejam?" "Sure, i bet only 8 will fit."
by marth vader2 January 13, 2010
Get the Brazilian Toejam mug.This was a drink I created while trying to find a way to cure a really bad headache and give me a little boost of energy in the mix. Note when I created it I had limited options but it turned out that the combination of the two items I used just fix the taste so well. Toejam Cocktail consists of: 1 8.3oz can of Sobe Adrenaline Rush and 2 white packets of BC powder(2 comes in one regular pack) (Like I Said Limited Choices)Pour both packets in the can and let it sit for a few seconds then drink up. This combination works great for a quick headache relief with a little added pep to get through the rest of your day. But the reason I gave it this unique name is because both products have the distinct taste of someones foot. Due to the fact the name had to be used in full force which is why I'm posting it here so I can spread the word.
by Anthony Kourmoulakis April 18, 2008
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by Avanda December 17, 2008
Get the Toejam mug.When a girl doesn't cut her toenails for 500 days and shoves her toes up your asshole as an act of vengeance.
by AdamStoneman308 December 3, 2011
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