eye am sofa king re tod did

1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.

2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".

3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.

4. A great way to piss people off.
After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.
by Amberologyism! September 04, 2006
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Terms of Disservice (TOD)

When an Internet site changes their Terms of Service without giving prior notice and deletes millions of people's blogs, which amounts to a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.
MySpace new Terms of Disservice (TOD) has outraged and alienated millions of people whose blogs have been deleted, which amounts of a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.
by disenfranchised poet June 28, 2013
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tod°h/~

if a person put/caption this in a story, it means "I want to fli freely",, fli=fly, it's like a person wanna feel free from all burdens
(pic of skies) *you can just effortlessly caption* tod°h/~
by iwboaett January 19, 2021
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Tod the hole

Tod the hole is a drug dealer who smokes weed with Hitler and jesus
by Tod the kong September 19, 2020
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Todding The Rails

To live the rest of one's life in a card board box and become the literal definition of a hobo eating old fish tacos for lunch. Done so in a narcissistic manner where "one does what one wants"
Allison failed her classes and had to spend most of her adult life Todding the Rails.
by crispacuity March 25, 2015
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Tod

A Tod is a creature similar to Phrogs except they are 50% Hunger 25% Serotonin the rest that makes up the Tod are unknown.
Did you see the group of Tod's earlier?
by NotALotl October 31, 2023
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Tod

Tits On Display. A girl showing her assets as her center piece usually using a revealing top and a push-up bra.
I’m going to talk to that TOD at the bar.
by Trentism November 09, 2021
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