eye am sofa king re tod did

1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.

2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".

3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.

4. A great way to piss people off.

After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.

by Amberologyism! September 16, 2008

Tod

Tits On Display. A girl showing her assets as her center piece usually using a revealing top and a push-up bra.

I’m going to talk to that TOD at the bar.

by Trentism November 9, 2021

Todded

When CDK deletes your pictures when you are writing an RO. Often followed by a curse word and a mini-rant on how terrible the CDK software. Very likely to happen to one certain advisor in the dealership.

Damnit, I just got Todded, service drive can you bring back that Accord?

by Walallala September 2, 2021

Tod

means death in German, so u must have ligma

Person 1- hey, when will u tod?
Person 2- (thinks what is tod then says) today
Person 1- HOW DO U KNOW THAT
person 2- oh shi- tod means death

by Englisch September 13, 2023

mds tods

mandy defense squad tods aka the best groupchat on twitter dot com

“have you seen that screenshot katy posted? about the mds tods gc that is? man, they seem to have so much fun. and they’re also so supportive of e/o? I wish I was part of the gang”

“Ikr? the ******** wish they had what they have...”

by xxxbvsxxx March 26, 2020

Tod

Millennial Toronto slang for something?

“I gotta go back in and hit a tod”
“We got beer, blunts and tods”

by Tony9999999999999 April 10, 2021

Tod

A pufferfish of great mystery whom appeared in chodevannia long ago the towns people saw the ALLAH TOD as their one true god and now tods are being sold

أدعو الله أن تفعل كل ليلة

أجل أقبل

تود يكره السود ولا السود
tod

by theheathinator June 20, 2022