bryson tiller

he is so fine and he is the hottest man to walk on our planet. we are blessed to have this man. i want him to have my kids. i’ll swallow his kids. he is such a hottie

person1: do you see that guy over there
person2:that’s a bryson tiller👅

by charlotte tiller June 23, 2020

grouting tile

When a female has a six pack, and your cum on her chest. The cum then fills into the ab lines achieving a grouting affect.

I was banging this chick from cross-fit and I ended up grouting tile because I didn't want a baby with a chick who has a six pack, because girls with six packs are gross.

by Csweenes November 19, 2014

tile peeler

A prodigiously baneful fart. A dead badger of the most stinkful stench.

Lemore the soccer mom blew a tile peeler inside her SUV. All the kids in back started squealing and begging to get out.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Command & Conquer 4 : Tiberium Twilight

The most fuck up game ever in the Tiberium series. From the most experienced series into the most stupid series. Many of Tiberium Wars die hard fans has throw the DVD into the trash can after the first time playing its campaign or skirmish mode.

C&C Fan : Dude ! Do you have the brand new release Command & Conquer 4 : Tiberium Twilight ?

Ex-C&C Fan : Yeah, in the trash can. You can have it if you want. But i doubt you will ever find a good place to put it after you play it.

by The Memorandum June 27, 2010

tibey

"Tibey" is a short word used for "tiburon" which means "shark" in spanish. Usually anyone with the nickname "tiburon" will be called "tibey" for short.

"Tibey" was used on the movie "Revenge" where the bad guy -portrayed by Anthony Quinn- "Tiburon" Mendez was called "Tibey" by his associates. The nickname is also clearly seen written down on an invitation card on one of the scenes.

For your reference, see synopsis of movie at Tower.com website.

by S. Rivera June 30, 2008

tiberius gambit

an attempt by an unpopular leader to rehabilitate his failed legacy by naming as his successor a person so corrupt and/or incompetent that the predictably disastrous reign to follow would make his own epic failure look like an epic win in comparison.

the tiberius gambit was named after the unpopular roman emperor tiberius who named as his successor his notoriously capricious and probably insane grandson caligula, who instituted a bloody reign of terror of the like even rome had never seen.

john mccain's nomination of sarah palin as his vice president has to be the first time i've ever seen anyone slap down a tiberius gambit even before they've become president.

by aarrgghh March 24, 2009

Tiler

Tiler is nice, sweet, loving, kind, etc. You will love him due to his personality and looks which is why he is a great friend and boyfriend. If you need help or if you need someone to be with, find a Tiler. Tiler will help you with anything no matter what and he will always be there for you. Tiler also gives good advice like motivational quotes, something that you might’ve done wrong that you should’ve done right, or any kind of tips. Tiler is also a really funny guy. Tiler is like Tyler but spelt with an I instead of Y.

*Not to be confused with a tiler (someone who lays tile)

Girl: Hey Tyler, I wrote you a love letter. I hope you like it.
Tiler: Thanks but that’s not how you spell my name.
Girl: WDYM?
Tiler: My name is spelt differently. It’s T I L E R and not T Y L E R.
Girl: I’m sorry I didn’t mean to spell your name wrong.
Tiler: It’s OK, there’s nothing to be sorry about. This happens to me all the time.

by IM SINGLE AND PROUD ASF June 1, 2022