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freestyle purge

1 (vb.) The act of purging oneself (i.e. inducing vomiting voluntarily, usually after excessive consumption of alcohol or the sighting of a particularly savage munter) without the aid of fingers or an object being forced into the throat to induce the the gag reflex.

Extra style points may be awarded for outstretched arms, 'the crucifix' or the big daddy, the chunder dragon.
Guys watch out i've had a few pints of guinness and some shots of baileys don't want that shit on my fingers so i' gonna go for a freestyle purge
by realestateninja May 19, 2010
mugGet the freestyle purgemug.

Silent purge

When one shits/pisses/vomits out of fear, but as quietly as possible so the enemy is not alerted.
'I'm so scared I think I'm about to shit myself' 'ok, but make sure it's a silent purge!'
by Odddjob April 21, 2020
mugGet the Silent purgemug.

Instagram purge

An time where instagram randomly deletes accounts/followers/etc. Basically hell!
"Not another Instagram purge! I was at 200k!!"
by AnonymouslyDone July 6, 2017
mugGet the Instagram purgemug.

Purge and splurge

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit and want to masturbate without anyone knowing so you jerk off onto the shit.
Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.
by Giant Jeffry November 19, 2017
mugGet the Purge and splurgemug.

purge bank

a large collection of images that help bulimics purge.
Bulimic: Ew! That's going straight in the purge bank.
by cheripie101 July 4, 2020
mugGet the purge bankmug.

purge party

n. a type of party where people drink until the purge. there is a requirement that you drink until you puke at least once at the purge party. It isnt a bulimic thing, its more of a bonding experience between friends.
Marsha- "Hey Shirley, are you gonna go to the purge party tonight?
Shirley- "Hell no that doesnt sound fun at all"
Marsha- "Binge drunk you fuckin cunt"
by mistahxstealyourgirl February 24, 2011
mugGet the purge partymug.

purg

Person of Unrestricted Growth - the opposite of porg
Me - am 6'3"
or ne one over 6' and has porg friends
by Adam Taylor March 11, 2005
mugGet the purgmug.

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