estoy disparando mi lazer

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER in spanish

Guy: george lopez u suck!
George Lopez: estoy disparando mi lazer *shoopeando el whoopeando*

by sB129 October 22, 2008

ZOMG LAZER PEW PEW PEW

an expression of... well nothign really, this is used by people who are excited and happy about something that is in most cases unrelated to the topic at hand.

GuyA: What's up?
GuyB: Nothin Much, How bout you?
GuyA: Ask your sister!
GuyC: ZZOMG LAzER PEW PEW PEW!!
GuyB: <GuyA's name here> fuck you, and <GuyC's name here> WTF?!?!?!?!!1

by FacelessWoWAddict August 28, 2008

imma chargin' my lazer

when a guy masturbates

Pete: DONT COME IN THE BATHROOM< IMMA CHARGIN' MY LAZER

by theaweoms83496598346 February 27, 2010

BEYOND Lazer Tag

Everyone's favorite sandwich. :)

"Thanks, BLT! You'll always be my favorite sandwich."

by Fush June 26, 2003

Lazer

Stupid boy who doesnt pass

Me: Bro Lazer the L can not pass
You: Yeah he is trash as fuck

by GigaMan77 August 12, 2024

Lazer-Face

When someone get's really pissed off and has the meanest look on their face! Almost like their about to beat the crap outta you!

Guy 1: Dude, that guy has got a serious Lazer-Face on me!

Guy 2: Well then don't look at him.

Guy 1: I'm trying, but every time i do i get the feeling he's even more pissed off!

by W45H September 2, 2011

Lazer Safe

Safe in its Safest form

That party was lazer safe

Hey Maxime this chicken is lazer safe

by Hbred March 14, 2011