The Norwegian housewife

Are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your sexual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife's anus, then have her cut the wood with her anus. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!

"my wife has been slacking her duties, so I had her shape up and gave her The Norwegian Housewife!"

by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010

aki's and sofi's housewife

Aki's and sofi's housewife is a definition of both sofi and aki's housewife, which is rose herself the housewife for both. Might aswell that this person herself has hand kink and praise kink

Aki's and sofi's housewife can be used as an example for "aki's and sofi's housewife is so nice " for more and that.

by Ayatosweapon April 26, 2022

Housewife

A woman (or feminine/submissive man) who works from home and does the cooking and cleaning, as well as any other work necessary to keep the house in good shape while her partner is out working or running errands.

“Oh my god. I forgot to put my underwear in the washing machine, its on our bed.”

Jonathan: “I’m your housewife. Don’t worry, I got it.”

by Anonymous Urbaner December 7, 2022

Housewife

Someone that stays home after work to take care of the house/home

My wife goes to work and stays home to be a housewife.

by Deathpool December 24, 2021

Housewife Shot

When you chug a full glass of wine, preferably white wine. Pinot Grigio, Sav Blanc, etc…

Joe & I ordered a bottle of Pinot Grigio from the bar & proceeded to fill our glasses up evenly. Then we took our Housewife Shots. The only thing missing was some roofies.

by PhatJonSnow February 22, 2023