snap off a number 3

Jerking off

Man I gotta go snap off a number 3 after seeing all those hot bitches at the beach in their T backs.

by CDRSANDOG June 18, 2023

snap off a number 3

Jerking off

Man I gotta go snap off a number 3 after seeing all those hot bitches at the beach in their T backs.

by CDRSANDOG June 18, 2023

Number 3

To cum/ejaculate

I need a number 3

by Grandpa max July 19, 2017

Number 3

Named for the third thing men do in the bathroom, masturbation.

"Make sure you go for a number 3 before your date Dave, you should never leave the house with a loaded weapon"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022

Number 3

The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”

by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021

Take a number 3

To masturabate, jerkoff, or rub one out. The action of releasing a load of nut juice.

Damn boys it's been fun but it's getting late and I really gotta take a number 3.

A number one is to piss a number 2 is to shit so a number 3 must be....... To bust a nut

by Therealslimanus_cheech-o January 24, 2022

Number 3

A member of The S.N.O.B. Court. Three is the third in the line of succession of The S.N.O.B. Crown. Number 3 is succeeded by The Jester.

EMN3: WHO RELEAVES THE S.N.O.B. PRINCE OF HIS DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES?
EMNC: THAT WOULD BE NUMBER 3.

by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 14, 2021